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Kids answers to Sunday School questions.
1.Noah's wife was Joan of Ark.
2.The 5th commandment is"Humor thy father and mother." 3.Lot's wife was a piller of salt by day and a ball of fire by night. 4.When Mary heard she was to be the mother of Jesus , she went off and sang the Magna Carta 5.Salome was a woman who danced naked in front of Harrods(a store in london.) 6. Holy acrimony is another name for marriage. 7.The Pope lives in a vauum. 8.Paraffin is next in order after seraphim. 9.The patron sant of travelers is St. Francis of the sea sick. 10.Iran is the Bible of moslems. 11.A Republican is a sinner mentioned in the Bible. 12.The natives of Macedonia did not belive, so Paul got stoned. 13.The 1st commandment is when Eve told Adam to eat the apple. 14.It is sometimes difficult to hear what is being said in church because of the agnostics are so bad. 15.God told Josephe to take mary and flea, to Egypt. 16.Our Father who art in heaven Howard be thy name... 17.And lead usw not into Thames Station... 18. Henry the 8 thought so much of Wolsey that he made him a cardigan. 19.Christians can have only one wife. this is called monotony. 20.Abraham begat Isaac and Isaac begat Jacob and Jacob begat twelve partridges, Kids answers to Sunday School questions.
1.Noah's wife was Joan of Ark.
2.The 5th commandment is"Humor thy father and mother." 3.Lot's wife was a piller of salt by day and a ball of fire by night. 4.When Mary heard she was to be the mother of Jesus , she went off and sang the Magna Carta 5.Salome was a woman who danced naked in front of Harrods(a store in london.) 6. Holy acrimony is another name for marriage. 7.The Pope lives in a vauum. 8.Paraffin is next in order after seraphim. 9.The patron sant of travelers is St. Francis of the sea sick. 10.Iran is the Bible of moslems. 11.A Republican is a sinner mentioned in the Bible. 12.The natives of Macedonia did not belive, so Paul got stoned. 13.The 1st commandment is when Eve told Adam to eat the apple. 14.It is sometimes difficult to hear what is being said in church because of the agnostics are so bad. 15.God told Josephe to take mary and flea, to Egypt. 16.Our Father who art in heaven Howard be thy name... 17.And lead usw not into Thames Station... 18. Henry the 8 thought so much of Wolsey that he made him a cardigan. 19.Christians can have only one wife. this is called monotony. 20.Abraham begat Isaac and Isaac begat Jacob and Jacob begat twelve partridges, Isn't he cute :) :)
 Aninent bunny wisdom from Happy Bunny
The whole world does not revolve around me. It 's the whole stuped universe that revolves around me. There's no "I" in team. But there's a me. Love makes the world go 'roumd. But I'm pretty sure money has something to do with it, too. Work hard the world is you oyster. Yup, you get a big, snotty oyster-sented world. You can help anyone turn a frown upside down! Just pull off their head and flip it over Laughter is the best medicine. So if you meet somebody with broken ribs, make sure to tickle them. We must never ever be mean to stupid people. If we are they might go away. Then who will we laugh at? Anybody who says you only have your self to blame... is just not vary good at blaming oither people. Learn the difference between right and wrong. You'll probably choose wrong, but you should at least know which is which. When life give you lemons squirt lemon juice in you enemies eyes.
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111,111,111 times 111,111,111= 12,345,678,987,654,321 The most popullar first name in the world is Muhammad. It takes glass 1 million years to decompose. over 2500 left handed people are killed each year from useing products made for right handed people. The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds. It's against the law to pawn your dentures in Las Vagas. Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day. The king of heats is the only king with out a moustache on a standard playing card. A violin contains 70 separte pieces of wood. Its illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while you're sitting on a curb in St.Louis. Porcupines float in water. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand. The youngest pope was 11 years old. The worlds youngest parents were 8 and 9 years old and lived in China in 1910. A snail can sleep for 3 years. |
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amy I saw people from your church at macoroni grill on fathers days