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About Steve:
Profession:King
Nick Name:King
Religion:Catholic
Height:6'1
Weight:200
Body Type:Athletic
Eye Color:Blue
Hair Color:Red
Habits:none
Phobias:none
Makes me happy:happiness
Makes me sad:sadness
My Income:top secret
More about me:I am King of Bermuda. Nice to meet you! We will rule the world. Down with tyranny! Down with England! Down with terrorism! Down with ad men! Down with alcohol companies! Down with Africa! Down with Opium! Down with the British Invasion!
My perfect partner:nymphomaniac
I'd like to meet:Surely we would like to meet dead those that would be dead were not death dead. As for alive, we would like to meet Avril LaVigne, but she is married. Also Tori Amos, but she is married. The best strippers are black, and those females aren't as racist as other blacks. Stereotypes are offensive, so those who are racist are out. Also those with prejudice and those who discriminate against Bermuda because of the Bermuda Triangle. A sexy, professional female pilot would be nice to meet. We hate adultery, so we are not interested in adulterers. Nor are we interested in Thieves, nor artist-types. We would like to meet professional young women who are better off without men. We hate the movie "It's a Wonderful Life", but we would have liked to meet Donna Reed.