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About sarah:
Profession:model
Nick Name:sarah
Religion:Catholic
Height:5'9
Body Type:Slim/Slender
Eye Color:Brown
Hair Color:Black
Habits:drinking
Phobias:scared of spiders
Makes me happy:when out with my m8s
Makes me sad:when i am not working
My Income:40, 000
More about me:hi my name is sarah geller but i perfer icall me sarah and i am very stuning woman, i have a wesite and i love it on there, i work as a model sorry peeps can not tell u where.. i am only here to make friends only as i am to busy for a relationship right now.
My perfect partner:partrick swayze
I'd like to meet:i would like to elvis presley the king
rough sex

: A hug leads to a kiss...a kiss leads 2 a finger...a finger leads to a
a hand...a hand leads to a lick...a lick leads to a suck...a suck leads 2 a fuck. So tell me how many people are you gonna hug after you heard this cuz sex is like math...u add the bed...subtract the clothes...divide the legs...leave your solution...and pray you dont multiply!
Send this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!!
Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years.
If you send this in 15 mins. your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 11:11pm.
This is not a joke...someone will either call you or will talk to you online.


Giving ........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.

Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth

Having nice sex burnes 358 calories.

Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.


Take off her clothes
with her consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal

Take off her Bra
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................85 cal

Put on Protection
hard .......................... 6 cal
soft..........................315 cal

Foreplay
Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot ......................92 cal
I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal

Entry
Holding her..................12 cal
On the floor.................8 cal

With Different Position
Missionary..........................358 cal
Doggy...........................316 cal
69 lying...............................286 cal
69 standing.............................512 cal
Italian hanger.........................912 cal

Orgasm
Real................................112 cal
Faking................................315 cal

After "O"
Lying in Bed............................18 cal
Hop off the bed............................36 cal
Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal


Get dressed
Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
Rushing.........................98 cal
Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal
Heard her dad/2 yr old baby sista at the door.............1942 cal
sarah's Comments (3)
chroniclynumb
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Posted By: Rob, Jun 09, 2006 | 4:41 am

you are very beautiful. i wish you had more pictures.

lilsexy59
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Posted By: xavier, May 11, 2006 | 6:14 am
wat it do baby
sexylisa
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Posted By: lisa, Apr 28, 2006 | 12:40 pm

hiya sarah how is u then thanxs for the comment so what u up to i can not be ass sending u this in a message so i left u this comment ok chick.

xxxsexylisaxxxx

fish an cat joke
One spring day, a fish was swimming about a foot below the surface of a lake and saw a fly hovering just out of striking distance.

The fish said to itself, "If that fly comes six inches closer, I'll jump up and have myself a meal." Just then, a bear on the shore of the lake looked up and said to itself, " If that fly gets any closer to that fish, the fish will jump up, and I'll catch the fish and have myself a meal."

As luck would have it, a hunter saw what was happening. He thought to himself, "If that fly moves closer to the fish, the fish will jump, the bear will lean over to grab the fish, and I'll shoot the bear."

Just then, a rat was standing behind the hunter saying to itself," If that fly moves closer to the fish, the fish will jump, the bear will lean over to grab the fish, the hunter will lean over to shoot the bear, and I'll grab the sandwich from the back pocket of the hunter.

However, unbeknownst to the rat, a cat was observing everything and thinking, "If that fly moves closer to the fish, the fish will jump, the bear will grab the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, the rat will grab the sandwich, and I'll snatch the rat."

At that very moment, the fly dropped a few inches, the fish grabbed the fly, the bear grabbed the fish, the hunter shot the bear, the rat grabbed the sandwich, the cat jumped, missed the rat and landed in the lake.

The moral of this story is:

If the fly drops six inches the pussy will get wet

sarah is currently using christina aguilera rocks! created by rainbowpride